Welcome to

The Bottom's Line Clothing

Hey there — I’m Adam aka "The Bottom". A sunny Californian turned Tennessee local, with a colorful chapter in NYC that still echoes in my attitude. I’m a proudly gay, perpetually single Sagittarius and a xennial who thrives in that sweet spot between analog charm and digital thirst. Think: heart forward, mischief ready, and never without a punchline.

Bottoms Line was born from a love of bold humor, cute tees, and queer joy. I make clothes that speak fluent double entendre, flirt shamelessly from across the room, and hug your body just right. Whether you’re a soft top, a power bottom, or somewhere deliciously in-between — you’ll find something here that gets you (and maybe gets you noticed, too).

When I’m not creating, I’m hanging with my fur babies Sally and Tom, driving around with my Jeep top down, or showing up where I probably shouldn’t in a tank top that says too much and covers too little.

And yes — if you see me on Grindr, Sniffies, or anywhere that a foot tap counts as a greeting… feel free to say hi. I’m just as cheeky in person, maybe even a little whore-y.

So take a look around. Laugh a little. Add to cart.

Be happy. Be gay. Be proud. And wear something that makes ’em stare.