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šŸ Draco Malfoy: The Toxic Twink of Hogwarts Tee

Novelty graphic tee with a humorous quote

$26.00

This isn’t your mama’s wizard merch.

Meet Draco Malfoy: The Toxic Twink of Hogwarts — a spell-casting, jaw-clenching, emotionally unavailable legend whose daddy issues might just be your late-night booty call.

šŸ’š Forest green with white ink

šŸ‘• Slim fit, soft feel — ideal for sneering at muggles or topping from the bottom

šŸ“œ Front graphic: Draco looking like your favorite bad decision, plus the quote that says it all:

ā€œHis daddy issues could be your late-night booty call.ā€

šŸ–‹ļø Bottom text: I wanna see his Slytherin. (Yeah, we went there.)